All Things Hated...

So a long, long time ago I wrote about All Things I Love...  Can't remember it?  You can check it out here, it's a bit more upbeat than the sequel.

I've decided to do a follow-up piece about the things I hate.  Because you know, life can be ridiculous sometimes and it just makes me mad.  

Music or Sound That Cuts Out
I can't stand it, whether its the radio going in and out of signal, or in my old house the TV used to get messed up if you were using the hoover.  I really can't cope with sound cutting in and out.  I have to mute whatever it is until it sorts its shit out and decides to work properly.

Stupid Spelling Mistakes
I cannot cope with one more Facebook status that goes along the lines of: *rant rant rant* 'and breath...'

Breath?  Breath?  What the fuck is that?  Breathe you blithering idiot.  Breathe!

Keira Knightley

You're not allowed to have that annoying voice and overact that much.  That's not okay.  Also you can't kiss Orlando Bloom AND Johnny Depp in a movie.  And then leave Johnny to die.  No.  Not okay.  No.  Shut up Keira.

People That Say Sarcasm is The Lowest Form of Wit
It's fucking hilarious.  Shut up.  

Greedy People
Oh you feel you're undervalued and underpaid?  Remind me of that 6 figure salary you get again.  That's absurd.  Let's make the whole country come to a stand-still whilst you protests your little hearts away and have a day off to perk yourselves up.  

You don't see every fucker on minimum wage doing that do you?  No, we're more than deliriously happy with our £6.31 an hour.  You crack on.

The Weird Love Everyone Has For Cheryl Cole
Or as my friend Dan calls her; "Cheryl dull as dishwater has a French surname now".  Okay so she was part of a very successful girl band.  And then she married a footballer.  Oh and then the footballer may or may not have cheated on her.  Oh, okay, because no one else has ever done that before...

Awkward.

People Who Think They're Ridiculously Special
Don't get me wrong, everyone is special in their own way.  But I can't stand people who take something that happens to anyone and everyone and makes it out to be an overly big deal.  The kind of people who won't shut up about it and feel that everyone must pander to them.  Oh its your birthday?  Do you know how many people have one of those a year?  Everyone.  Sit down and shut up.

Clothes Sizes
So what you're saying is, I'm a 14 in that shop, but a 16 in the one next door?  And the 6 shoes are far too tight but the 7s slide right off?  That seems logical.  Excuse me while I wear this bin bag for the rest of my life...

Getting Out of Bed
It's bloody comfy in there.

So those are pretty much my main pet peeves of life.  Better stop there before I even contemplate about things I hate when driving.  Why do people drive 35 on a 50mph road?  What the hell mate?!  Okay, and breathe...